Did you know Christopher Lee could have been an opera singer?

[magister]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

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[innerbrat]

I am Jonathan Harker
Wrapped up in a parka
Traveling in this train, yeah
Going through Transylvania.

That castle is spectacular
To use the right vernacular
The gables are pentacular
- It must be Castle Dracula!

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I am Count Dracula
Please let me detain you,
My vampire brides will drain you,
If you are in luck.

And now to get some fun done,
So I am off to London
Where it will all be undone
When I begin to suck!

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Please let somebody else sing,
I am Dr. Van Helsing.
I'll show you who the boss is:
I've got garlic and crosses!

© Mitch Benn. That's all I remember.